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[dfl@stanford.edu]

Hey People:
  Sorry if you don't like these forwards... I like a quick laugh now and
then ;)

 >>You can't beat this one it is spot on........ >> 
>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 

>>100%? 

>> 

>>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. 

>> 

>>How about achieving 103%? 

>> 

>>Here's a little maths that might prove helpful. 

>>If....A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

>>were represented as 

>>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 

>>26 

>> 
>>Then, H A R D W O R K 


>>8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% 

>> 

>>K N O W L E D G E 

>>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% 
>and worse, 

>>E D U C A T I O N 

>>5 4 21 3 1 20 9 15 14 = 92% 


>> 


>>But, 

>> 

>>A T T I T U D E 

>>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% 

>> 

>>And, 

>> 

>>B U L L S H I T 

>>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% 

>> 

>>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you 

>>close, Attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over 


>>the top. And look how far 

>> 

>>A S S K I S S I N G 


>>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% 

>>will take you. That just goes to show you that no matter how 

>>much knowledge you have, or hard work you put towards your 


>>education....There will always be that bull shitting, ass kissing 


>>bastard with an attitude that will succeed over you. 




 

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